As Edward continued to drive Bella back to where she was suppost to meet her friends he couldnt stop but think about doing the nasty with her. It was the only thing that was on his mind as he drove back to the small italian resturant which, apparently has orgasmic garlic bread. They "What are you?" asked Bella to Edward as he turned the radio back on hoping that it wasnt going to be the lamest rock band the Jonas Brothers.
"I told you i am the villian i am like the joker, why so serious!" he says as he slows down speed and pulls into the parking lot.
"And I told you; you are not as cool as the joker so stop saying that!" she screamed again.
Is she a good screamer in bed? he wondered as he got out of the car to open the door for her to be a gentalmen. She got out of the car looking at him like he was on crack her two "friends" where waiting for her at the entrance. Bella looked at each of her friends Jessica the slut and Angela the ok one.
Jessica has a nasty mind that is full of sex and its nasty...i hope she uses protection. thought ed as he took bella to her "Friends".
"bella i hope you dont mind but we already ate" said jessica as she flipped her hair back behind her ear.
"thats fine i was going to buy her dinner in the first place" said Ed as they walked right past Jessica and Anglea into the resturant. Jessica stared dumbfoundedly as Ed and Bella went into the resturant.
"Whatever he thinks hes so hot" she grumbled as she got into Angelias car.
I'm Born with the mabeline look thought ed as they sat down at a quiet table.
to be continued...
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 12
As Edward headed to save Bella he turned on his car radio. He flickered around the station for a dials before he settles on a rock station since he wants to keep his adrenalin pumping.
"Cause im burning up for you baby, im burning up for you" the radio plays.
What the fuck is this shit?! thought Edwars as he continued to listen to the radio.
"Cause im burning up for you baby. im burning up for you" the radio continues.
He tried to change the dial but it was frozen and he was forced listening to the shitty song.
"well that was just the jonas brothers!" the dj said as he was finishing up.
"There new song Burnin' up!"
That was crap! Ed thought as he sped ahead to where Bella was flashing his lights on and off as he tries to scare away the rappers guys. he pushes a button on and gives a horrible bat symbol.
The guys who are outside turn around and stare at the car. he opens the door and swoops up bella and puts her in the drivers seat.
"Whats with you?!" screamed bella a little to loudly for Edwards liking
"SHUTUP you dotn know what they were thinking!" yelled Edward back.
"I dont give a shit Ed!"
Edward continues to drive away as Bella bitches into his ear. He thinks about many different ways to make her shutup.
Boy this girl makes bad descisions! She doesnt know shit god well maybe that means that she is easy.
Bella continued to scream in his ear.
"where are you meetting your friends...that slut jessica"
"I'm meeting them what?! where god your such a stalker."
to be continued
"Cause im burning up for you baby, im burning up for you" the radio plays.
What the fuck is this shit?! thought Edwars as he continued to listen to the radio.
"Cause im burning up for you baby. im burning up for you" the radio continues.
He tried to change the dial but it was frozen and he was forced listening to the shitty song.
"well that was just the jonas brothers!" the dj said as he was finishing up.
"There new song Burnin' up!"
That was crap! Ed thought as he sped ahead to where Bella was flashing his lights on and off as he tries to scare away the rappers guys. he pushes a button on and gives a horrible bat symbol.
The guys who are outside turn around and stare at the car. he opens the door and swoops up bella and puts her in the drivers seat.
"Whats with you?!" screamed bella a little to loudly for Edwards liking
"SHUTUP you dotn know what they were thinking!" yelled Edward back.
"I dont give a shit Ed!"
Edward continues to drive away as Bella bitches into his ear. He thinks about many different ways to make her shutup.
Boy this girl makes bad descisions! She doesnt know shit god well maybe that means that she is easy.
Bella continued to scream in his ear.
"where are you meetting your friends...that slut jessica"
"I'm meeting them what?! where god your such a stalker."
to be continued
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 11
Ed didnt want to explain why he had so many viruses and problems with his computer to carlisle so he decided to throw away his mac book that cost 999.00. He decided that he would go out to the computer store where in the same area Jessica, Angela, and Bella would be shopping that night. Ed was heading downstairs when he ran into carlisle who was hanging outside his garage which has become carlisle's hang out and he drank a glass of lemonade that appeared out of no where.
"Where are you going Edward" questioned carlisle who was drinking out of his mysterious lemonade glass.
"I have to replace my copy of microsoft word," He lies as he opens the door.
Carlisle nods "be sure to have money with you because it is exansive to replace that". Ed walked to his car and got in it. It wasnt as shiny tonight being the fact that he hasnt washed it yet. Carlisle looks over at him in the car.
"You know you should clean that" He says as he strokes his maracdes benz.
"Yes i know Carlisle, I will get it cleaned on the way" Ed says as he drives out of the garage he turns on the radio thinking that he is cool. The thing that appears on the radio is the horrible rock band The Jonas Brothers. Thinking that it is pointless shitty music he turns off the radio and drives all the way to the computer store. Looking through the different isles he finally finds a store helper who will help him make the right descision.
"exuse me sir i need a good computer that is capable for downloading" ed says as he walks up to the store helper.
"alright well then you might want the latest mac book or an hp" the clerk stammers as he shows ed a couple of models.
"I like the macs, i havent had a problem with mine, do you happen to have one in red?" asks Ed.
"yes we do have a red one" the clerk says as he takes it out from the locked thing under neath the comptuer display.
"Here you go sir, and if you need any programs to go along with it i can get it for you" the clerk continues
"i would like to have the latest version of microsoft word" says Ed as he takes it out from underneith the computers.
"is this it sir cause its closing time since it is almost 7 pm" the clerk sighs. everything in forks closes at 7pm since it is such a lame ass town. After ed pays for his things he heads to his car but in his head he could hear some sick fuckers who are thinking of rapping his girl. the one who he fantasies's about.
To Be Continued...
"Where are you going Edward" questioned carlisle who was drinking out of his mysterious lemonade glass.
"I have to replace my copy of microsoft word," He lies as he opens the door.
Carlisle nods "be sure to have money with you because it is exansive to replace that". Ed walked to his car and got in it. It wasnt as shiny tonight being the fact that he hasnt washed it yet. Carlisle looks over at him in the car.
"You know you should clean that" He says as he strokes his maracdes benz.
"Yes i know Carlisle, I will get it cleaned on the way" Ed says as he drives out of the garage he turns on the radio thinking that he is cool. The thing that appears on the radio is the horrible rock band The Jonas Brothers. Thinking that it is pointless shitty music he turns off the radio and drives all the way to the computer store. Looking through the different isles he finally finds a store helper who will help him make the right descision.
"exuse me sir i need a good computer that is capable for downloading" ed says as he walks up to the store helper.
"alright well then you might want the latest mac book or an hp" the clerk stammers as he shows ed a couple of models.
"I like the macs, i havent had a problem with mine, do you happen to have one in red?" asks Ed.
"yes we do have a red one" the clerk says as he takes it out from the locked thing under neath the comptuer display.
"Here you go sir, and if you need any programs to go along with it i can get it for you" the clerk continues
"i would like to have the latest version of microsoft word" says Ed as he takes it out from underneith the computers.
"is this it sir cause its closing time since it is almost 7 pm" the clerk sighs. everything in forks closes at 7pm since it is such a lame ass town. After ed pays for his things he heads to his car but in his head he could hear some sick fuckers who are thinking of rapping his girl. the one who he fantasies's about.
To Be Continued...
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 10
The next day after carlisle and edward had "the talk" ed was thinking about what he was going to do with himself at school if he saw bella again. By this point he didnt really care so he figured that he should start talking to her. So that possibly he can get into her pants and have frisky pre-teen sex. Ed over slept missing his alarm and had to arrive later to school then the rest of his siblings. Missing a bunch of classes he arrived during lunch where some how his hair started to flutter in the wind, almost as if there was a fan blowing behind him. It was just a really windy day out. He stopped over at his siblings table telling them hed be there in a minute after that he went up to bella.
"Did i miss anything in class?" he asks her while she is looking completely stunned that he is even talking to her.
"no you didnt" he nods cooly and heads to his siblings table where they eat lunch and head to their sperate classes later. Ed decides to go and talk to bella she looks at him as if he might want to touch her sexually, and he does she just doesnt know it yet.
"What do you want" She questions as she looks throught her locker.
"What do you think I am?" he looks at her in complete seriousness
"I think your a creep who wont stop fucking following me"
"well i think your wrong what if im a bad guy"
"a bad guy what the hell are you talking about are you high?" she questions as she walks down the hall.
"ya a bad guy like the joker," he says following her
"you arent the joker now quit following me creep" she says as she heads into english
"well bella swan i think you got surved" ed says as he sits down next to her
"what the hell do you mean?" she wonders as she looks at him like hes on crack. during their english class he remains quiet as the teacher lectures thinking about hanky panky and what he will be doing when he gets home. looking up porno on the internet even thou it has caused him tones of virisus and even had his computer break.
To be continued...
"Did i miss anything in class?" he asks her while she is looking completely stunned that he is even talking to her.
"no you didnt" he nods cooly and heads to his siblings table where they eat lunch and head to their sperate classes later. Ed decides to go and talk to bella she looks at him as if he might want to touch her sexually, and he does she just doesnt know it yet.
"What do you want" She questions as she looks throught her locker.
"What do you think I am?" he looks at her in complete seriousness
"I think your a creep who wont stop fucking following me"
"well i think your wrong what if im a bad guy"
"a bad guy what the hell are you talking about are you high?" she questions as she walks down the hall.
"ya a bad guy like the joker," he says following her
"you arent the joker now quit following me creep" she says as she heads into english
"well bella swan i think you got surved" ed says as he sits down next to her
"what the hell do you mean?" she wonders as she looks at him like hes on crack. during their english class he remains quiet as the teacher lectures thinking about hanky panky and what he will be doing when he gets home. looking up porno on the internet even thou it has caused him tones of virisus and even had his computer break.
To be continued...
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 9
Edward and Carlisle have to have the talk about the birds and the bees since the only thing that is on Edwards mind is sex at the very moment. Carlisle magically appears in the garage and sits down next to Edward who has no idea how he got there so quickly.
"Edward son i hear youve been thinking a lot about sex lately and have been jizzing in your pants making them shiny" Carlisle sighs as he takes out a notepad from thin are to make him seem professional.
"What who told you that" questions Edward as he sits down next to Carlisle who starts writing things on his pad.
"Well i heard a rumor going around from Charlie Swan that you were in his girls room" Carlisle says writing things.
"He told you?!" Edward shouted
"Yes he did and now i need to talk about sex, and sex is pleauserable but remember use protection" Carlisle sighs
"What protection?" Edward wonders
"Protection is a rubber usually made out of, and you wrap it around your willy" Carlisle says while drawing a picture on his pad to show Ed.
"But if you want an indepth description, theres this website called www.teenwire.com and they have all this information" Calrisle writes down the address.
"teenwire?"
"yes Teenwire, it is very helpful and i recommed it to a lot of teens like Jessica stanly form your class"
"hu intresting maybe i should check it out" Edward ponders as he strokes his chin.
"well also when you have sex make sure the girlwants to because if she doesnt it is rape" sighs Carlisle as he writes this information down for ed.
"as you jizz your pants remember to use a towe"
Edward goes up to his room to check out www.teenwire.com
To Be Continued....
"Edward son i hear youve been thinking a lot about sex lately and have been jizzing in your pants making them shiny" Carlisle sighs as he takes out a notepad from thin are to make him seem professional.
"What who told you that" questions Edward as he sits down next to Carlisle who starts writing things on his pad.
"Well i heard a rumor going around from Charlie Swan that you were in his girls room" Carlisle says writing things.
"He told you?!" Edward shouted
"Yes he did and now i need to talk about sex, and sex is pleauserable but remember use protection" Carlisle sighs
"What protection?" Edward wonders
"Protection is a rubber usually made out of, and you wrap it around your willy" Carlisle says while drawing a picture on his pad to show Ed.
"But if you want an indepth description, theres this website called www.teenwire.com and they have all this information" Calrisle writes down the address.
"teenwire?"
"yes Teenwire, it is very helpful and i recommed it to a lot of teens like Jessica stanly form your class"
"hu intresting maybe i should check it out" Edward ponders as he strokes his chin.
"well also when you have sex make sure the girlwants to because if she doesnt it is rape" sighs Carlisle as he writes this information down for ed.
"as you jizz your pants remember to use a towe"
Edward goes up to his room to check out www.teenwire.com
To Be Continued....
Friday, January 16, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 8
I'll jizz my pants if i dont get to a bathroom soon! Thought Edward as he tried to make his way to one from the swarm of students. The closest one was a teachers bathroom but he didnt care so runningly he ran to the bathroom and flew the doors open.
No one is in here this is perfect i'll be able to focus on everything and get this sick sense out of my mind.
he began to feel the hardness in his pants and as he pulled them down a teacher walked in. Luckily he was behind a stall and not in one of the open cubicle things in mens bathrooms. Edward began to flap away when the teacher turned around and looked. it souned more like animal sounds so he looked out the window and walked out the bathroom thinking that there is an animal outside watching him pee. When Edward was done he walked out from the teachers bathroom hoping no one will notice some of the glitter glue like substance that is on the toilet.
I just can not run into to bella at all for the rest of the day i dont care if that means avoding lunch i dont even eat anyway! Edward made his way to the car instead of the cafeteria as he sat in the car he turned on a cd so that it would calm his mood.
This is better I'll be relaxed and Bella is no where insite and I feel relaxed already ah maybe i can just close my eyes for a brief period of time thinking about things that Carlisle told me.
The rest of the afternoon flew by as Edward waited in his car and didnt return to class for the rest of the afternoon. his siblings came out at the end of the day and got in.
"Where were you Edward i coudnt find you in my thoughts all day" Said alice as she got into the passengers seat.
"I was out doing things ofmy own and i wasnt in class the rest of the afternoon" sighs Edward. Jasper and Emmett look at each other knowing what is going on their younger brother has a sick obsession with masturbation. They need to make Carlisle have "the talk" with him.
to be continued...
No one is in here this is perfect i'll be able to focus on everything and get this sick sense out of my mind.
he began to feel the hardness in his pants and as he pulled them down a teacher walked in. Luckily he was behind a stall and not in one of the open cubicle things in mens bathrooms. Edward began to flap away when the teacher turned around and looked. it souned more like animal sounds so he looked out the window and walked out the bathroom thinking that there is an animal outside watching him pee. When Edward was done he walked out from the teachers bathroom hoping no one will notice some of the glitter glue like substance that is on the toilet.
I just can not run into to bella at all for the rest of the day i dont care if that means avoding lunch i dont even eat anyway! Edward made his way to the car instead of the cafeteria as he sat in the car he turned on a cd so that it would calm his mood.
This is better I'll be relaxed and Bella is no where insite and I feel relaxed already ah maybe i can just close my eyes for a brief period of time thinking about things that Carlisle told me.
The rest of the afternoon flew by as Edward waited in his car and didnt return to class for the rest of the afternoon. his siblings came out at the end of the day and got in.
"Where were you Edward i coudnt find you in my thoughts all day" Said alice as she got into the passengers seat.
"I was out doing things ofmy own and i wasnt in class the rest of the afternoon" sighs Edward. Jasper and Emmett look at each other knowing what is going on their younger brother has a sick obsession with masturbation. They need to make Carlisle have "the talk" with him.
to be continued...
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 7
I Have to go to the bathroom now or else i'll jizz my pants! Edward makes his way to the schools bathroom when horrible cheesey im going to high school music starts to play. He finally makes his way into the bathroom area when he notices that it is clear no one else is in it. There is an open stall of which he runs to and pulls down his pants. He starts to flap flap flap away while thinking about Bella. There is an awkward quietness while he does this luckily no one enters the bathroom, if they did they would be imediately distrubed. When finsihed Edward heads to the conslure to see if he can be placed into another class since he doesnt want is fascination to be just about sex.
Thank god i didnt jizz my pants that would have been embarassing! The door to the consurl is open and it looks like she is in a meeting. He peeks in and see's that Bella Swan the girl, who he can not stop thinking about doing the nasty with is there.
Perfect i got to hold it in this time, I can not run away think biology...but that leads to human interactions which leads to sex...which leads to forinfication... Edward stops and starts thinking about Fluffy bunnies and kittens so that his mind wont be tunred on by the so called hottie that is standing at the desk.
"I have my sign in sheet" Bella sighs as she places it on the desk. Of coures they do not know that Edward is a creep and is stalking them while watching.
"excuse me, yes sir, please come in" says the consuler pointing to Edward. Edward looks around thinking are they really talking about me?! they can not be talking about me. I am Invisible I am just here...
"Excuse me young man if you have something to say please do it now" the conusler sighs getting impaticent at his blandness and lake of emotion.
Edward walks to the desk knowing not to piss her off since she is a pyscho killer, and will harm anyone who makes her pissed.
"Well is there another class besides biology that is open i can not take the course it is just, to long and boring" he explains while Bella looks on the ground.
She probably thinks that i am offending her which i am not i just dont want to jizz my pants everytime i go to class! god she is so hot i wonder what shes thinking probably about me, thats because everyone thinks about me because i am a sexy bastard.
"Well sorry there are no more class openings besides bio 101, and your a freshmen anyway so you have no other option" says the consoler
I'll just have to live with the fact taht i might Jizz my pants every once and a while maybe i should make more then a small conversation cause who knows maybe she'd want to give me a hand job in the gym while its lunch...must think about this later....
To be Continued...
Thank god i didnt jizz my pants that would have been embarassing! The door to the consurl is open and it looks like she is in a meeting. He peeks in and see's that Bella Swan the girl, who he can not stop thinking about doing the nasty with is there.
Perfect i got to hold it in this time, I can not run away think biology...but that leads to human interactions which leads to sex...which leads to forinfication... Edward stops and starts thinking about Fluffy bunnies and kittens so that his mind wont be tunred on by the so called hottie that is standing at the desk.
"I have my sign in sheet" Bella sighs as she places it on the desk. Of coures they do not know that Edward is a creep and is stalking them while watching.
"excuse me, yes sir, please come in" says the consuler pointing to Edward. Edward looks around thinking are they really talking about me?! they can not be talking about me. I am Invisible I am just here...
"Excuse me young man if you have something to say please do it now" the conusler sighs getting impaticent at his blandness and lake of emotion.
Edward walks to the desk knowing not to piss her off since she is a pyscho killer, and will harm anyone who makes her pissed.
"Well is there another class besides biology that is open i can not take the course it is just, to long and boring" he explains while Bella looks on the ground.
She probably thinks that i am offending her which i am not i just dont want to jizz my pants everytime i go to class! god she is so hot i wonder what shes thinking probably about me, thats because everyone thinks about me because i am a sexy bastard.
"Well sorry there are no more class openings besides bio 101, and your a freshmen anyway so you have no other option" says the consoler
I'll just have to live with the fact taht i might Jizz my pants every once and a while maybe i should make more then a small conversation cause who knows maybe she'd want to give me a hand job in the gym while its lunch...must think about this later....
To be Continued...
Friday, January 9, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 6
Charlie threw the door open and walked in with his gun. After enterting the room Charlie does another quick look around he leaves the room again. Edward goes back to flap flap flaping away into the young hours of the morning. Looking at the clock Edward notices that it is 8 am almost time for Bella to wake up and almost time for school to start. Jumping from the window he flies back down to his car. He jumps down and into his car as he drives off to school wearing the same crusty pants as what he used when he did the nasty. At the school he sees that his "siblings" are waiting for him at the gates.
"Edward where were you this morning, we looked for you" Emmet grumbles as he puts his hand on Edward's shoulder.
"I was out doing things" Edward tells him off and moves his hand from his shoulder.
"Well Carlisle was worried sick so was Eseme." Says Rosalie as she plays with her hair Alice just nods as they head into the school.
I bet Bella thinks that I miss class on purpose. I Can garuntee that she hates me by now that i didnt even say hello.
Edward walks into the Biology room where Bella is waiting at the desk where they sit together.
Maybe I should talk to her i think that if I do i will be able to score with her one day
Is that all you can think about Edward?
Alice what did I tell you!
Bella looks up from the desk as Edward joins her. The teacher starts his lecture while he can not stop looking at her.
"Today we will be carving oninions! for the golden onion award!" the teacher continues. She stares at Edward while he looks out the window.
The teacher stops and passes out onions while Edward continues to stare out the window.
"hello" he says finally to bella who looks at him as if she is surprised he is talking to her.
"um hello." she responds checking into the microscope.
"did i miss anything in class?" Edward questions.
"Yes" she sighs knowing that this isnt the conversation that she wanted to have with him.
God I can Not wait to score with her, she is so hot i just want to put my hands on her and do the nasty....
EDWARD stay away from her
But i can't alice i want to do things to her take her to the back closet and do the nasty!
EDWARD
all i can think about is sex sex sex sex masturbation
I think i have to go to the bathroom now....
To Be Continued...
"Edward where were you this morning, we looked for you" Emmet grumbles as he puts his hand on Edward's shoulder.
"I was out doing things" Edward tells him off and moves his hand from his shoulder.
"Well Carlisle was worried sick so was Eseme." Says Rosalie as she plays with her hair Alice just nods as they head into the school.
I bet Bella thinks that I miss class on purpose. I Can garuntee that she hates me by now that i didnt even say hello.
Edward walks into the Biology room where Bella is waiting at the desk where they sit together.
Maybe I should talk to her i think that if I do i will be able to score with her one day
Is that all you can think about Edward?
Alice what did I tell you!
Bella looks up from the desk as Edward joins her. The teacher starts his lecture while he can not stop looking at her.
"Today we will be carving oninions! for the golden onion award!" the teacher continues. She stares at Edward while he looks out the window.
The teacher stops and passes out onions while Edward continues to stare out the window.
"hello" he says finally to bella who looks at him as if she is surprised he is talking to her.
"um hello." she responds checking into the microscope.
"did i miss anything in class?" Edward questions.
"Yes" she sighs knowing that this isnt the conversation that she wanted to have with him.
God I can Not wait to score with her, she is so hot i just want to put my hands on her and do the nasty....
EDWARD stay away from her
But i can't alice i want to do things to her take her to the back closet and do the nasty!
EDWARD
all i can think about is sex sex sex sex masturbation
I think i have to go to the bathroom now....
To Be Continued...
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 5
Edward put the key in the aumunition and starts to drive he doesnt know where exactly he is driving to but he's driving somewhere. He needs his privacy to wack off for at least a good hour. Finally he reaches the home of the new girl Isabella Swan who everyone seems to be calling Bella. The lights are off and it looks like people are sleeping.
This is a good place to go I'll go up into the first bedroom.
Edward somehow magically flies up to the first bedroom he see's at first their is a man laying in the bed thats there and he gets turned off. He flies to the next bedroom where there is a young girl sleeping.
This is the proper bedroom i will not be turned on by an old man.
He opens the window quietly and gets in. There he walks across the room and stands on a dresser. Perfect vision of the girl who will soon be in his mind for the next hour. He starts to feel the hard sensation in his pants. He reaches for it he flap flaps flaps away since i as the narrator again do not want to think about vampire cum. All of a sudden their is a loud knock at the door. Charlie stands in the doorway making sure that Bella is asleep soundly. Edward plays invisible as Charlie walks through the room. Theres a shiny liquid piece on the ground he picks it up thinking that it is just gillter glue. Little does he know that that substance is Vampier Cum.
Charlie leaves the room again and Edward continues to flap flap flap away. The nosises get loud and animal like as he continues. This time Charlie can not stand anymore so he flies the door open with a gun in his hand.
To Be Continued...
This is a good place to go I'll go up into the first bedroom.
Edward somehow magically flies up to the first bedroom he see's at first their is a man laying in the bed thats there and he gets turned off. He flies to the next bedroom where there is a young girl sleeping.
This is the proper bedroom i will not be turned on by an old man.
He opens the window quietly and gets in. There he walks across the room and stands on a dresser. Perfect vision of the girl who will soon be in his mind for the next hour. He starts to feel the hard sensation in his pants. He reaches for it he flap flaps flaps away since i as the narrator again do not want to think about vampire cum. All of a sudden their is a loud knock at the door. Charlie stands in the doorway making sure that Bella is asleep soundly. Edward plays invisible as Charlie walks through the room. Theres a shiny liquid piece on the ground he picks it up thinking that it is just gillter glue. Little does he know that that substance is Vampier Cum.
Charlie leaves the room again and Edward continues to flap flap flap away. The nosises get loud and animal like as he continues. This time Charlie can not stand anymore so he flies the door open with a gun in his hand.
To Be Continued...
Midnight Sun Chapters 4
"I Don't want to have to kill you boy" grumbles Charlie angrily as he heads out of the woods tracking a mysterious animal that all the cops have been looking out for.
But you can't kill me cause i'm already dead.
haha your funny Edward
Stay out of my head!
Where are you?
none of your business!
Where!
NONE of YOUR BUISNESS!
Edward continues to flap flap flap away and he finally cums. As he is at the critical point Carlisle Steps into the woods where Edward is at.
"WOW Edward pull your pants up I do not need to see your erection!" Carlisle exlaims hiding his eyes.
"CARLISLE" Edward almost has a heart attack from the surprise that Carlisle had just given him.
"We were looking for you Edward I mean we couldnt find you," Carlisle says while peeking out of one hand.
"Well I wanted to have some ALONE time but i guess that isnt possible with this clan." Edward glares as he pulls his pants back up and thinks about non sexual things.
"I'm sorry I told you we need to stay together and look for jasper, SEX shouldnt be on your mind" Carlisle glares as he heads out of the woods.
Stupid Jasper always in the way of things. I can never relieve this sexual tension unless...
After he has his mysterious thought he goes back to where his family is located. Jasper is standing in the middle between Alice and Emmett.
"Where did you go off to Edward?" questions Jasper.
"I had some things i have do take care of" Edward sighs as he heads toward their car.
"lovely day isnt it?" Alice says trying to change the subject as they get into their vovlo.
"Lovely if thats what you want to call it" sighs Edward.
"Edward I'll have to talk to you when we get home" sighs Carlisle who starts driving back to their swanky modern home. Once they get there the other 3 get out while Edwrard and Carlisle stay in the garage.
"Edward you can not just masturbate in public like that you must do it on your own free private time when no one else can find you!" Carlisle exlams
"I'm sorry Carlisle I thought Id be alone" stammars edward as he pulls at his hair.
"Dont be embarassed about your sexual needs Edward, just think privacy before pleasure. " Carlisle says authoritatively. and he goes into the house while Edward is left in the garage with the car and the key in the aumintion.
To Be Continued...
But you can't kill me cause i'm already dead.
haha your funny Edward
Stay out of my head!
Where are you?
none of your business!
Where!
NONE of YOUR BUISNESS!
Edward continues to flap flap flap away and he finally cums. As he is at the critical point Carlisle Steps into the woods where Edward is at.
"WOW Edward pull your pants up I do not need to see your erection!" Carlisle exlaims hiding his eyes.
"CARLISLE" Edward almost has a heart attack from the surprise that Carlisle had just given him.
"We were looking for you Edward I mean we couldnt find you," Carlisle says while peeking out of one hand.
"Well I wanted to have some ALONE time but i guess that isnt possible with this clan." Edward glares as he pulls his pants back up and thinks about non sexual things.
"I'm sorry I told you we need to stay together and look for jasper, SEX shouldnt be on your mind" Carlisle glares as he heads out of the woods.
Stupid Jasper always in the way of things. I can never relieve this sexual tension unless...
After he has his mysterious thought he goes back to where his family is located. Jasper is standing in the middle between Alice and Emmett.
"Where did you go off to Edward?" questions Jasper.
"I had some things i have do take care of" Edward sighs as he heads toward their car.
"lovely day isnt it?" Alice says trying to change the subject as they get into their vovlo.
"Lovely if thats what you want to call it" sighs Edward.
"Edward I'll have to talk to you when we get home" sighs Carlisle who starts driving back to their swanky modern home. Once they get there the other 3 get out while Edwrard and Carlisle stay in the garage.
"Edward you can not just masturbate in public like that you must do it on your own free private time when no one else can find you!" Carlisle exlams
"I'm sorry Carlisle I thought Id be alone" stammars edward as he pulls at his hair.
"Dont be embarassed about your sexual needs Edward, just think privacy before pleasure. " Carlisle says authoritatively. and he goes into the house while Edward is left in the garage with the car and the key in the aumintion.
To Be Continued...
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 3
Edward Lay awake in his room thinking about what Carlisle said. He doesnt sleep so he gets up and walks to his mac book. Itching he waits as it starts up he is anxious to see what Carlisle was talking about with Erections.
Finally the Internet i can click on it.
The internet is finally avalibal to click on so he goes and clicks on the little E window. He waits for that to loud up and finally after it is he goes straight to google. In wikipedia he searches under masturbation and erections and reads a lot of peverted stuff. Suddenly that tight feeling was starting to happen again in his pants. Edward begins to think of Bella in sexual ways as he does so his jeans start to get hard and harder. So he starts to wack off in his bed. Deciding it feels so good he will miss school the next day. Even thou he was alread going to because of the weather.
The next day Carlisle takes them on a camping trip. During the trip Edward scammpers off.
A hidden field they will think that i am hunting perfect
God Edward you are sick
shutup alice
no i wont perv
Shutup
He waits in the forest and starts to think about the girl who sits next to him in biology. It is so wrong but yet it feels so right. Edward starts to go flap flap flap as the narrator i do not want to put to much detail here since i dont want to think about vampire cum. while he is in the woods there is a shifting of leaves next to him and he stops and turns around with his hand in his pants and it is Charlie the Local police man.
"Arent you the Cullen boy" Charlie wonders out loud
"Yes i am Edward"
"Why did i hear moaning and flapping against the wind?" Charlie questions while giving him an arched eyebrow
"Well I was just..."
"You were just arosing your self to nature, that is nasty child where is your father and shouldnt you be in school?" Charlie intaragtes him
"Well we are going camping and..."
"And you felt it nessacry to pull down your pants? IN PUBLIC" Charlie nearly rawrs
"yes I kinda did since i felt the urge down below"
I wont mention it was his daughter it will just make him more angry
Charlie walks away with his arched eyebrow
"O yea Cullen dont think about my daughter when your're doin that since then id have to kill you."
To be Continued...
Finally the Internet i can click on it.
The internet is finally avalibal to click on so he goes and clicks on the little E window. He waits for that to loud up and finally after it is he goes straight to google. In wikipedia he searches under masturbation and erections and reads a lot of peverted stuff. Suddenly that tight feeling was starting to happen again in his pants. Edward begins to think of Bella in sexual ways as he does so his jeans start to get hard and harder. So he starts to wack off in his bed. Deciding it feels so good he will miss school the next day. Even thou he was alread going to because of the weather.
The next day Carlisle takes them on a camping trip. During the trip Edward scammpers off.
A hidden field they will think that i am hunting perfect
God Edward you are sick
shutup alice
no i wont perv
Shutup
He waits in the forest and starts to think about the girl who sits next to him in biology. It is so wrong but yet it feels so right. Edward starts to go flap flap flap as the narrator i do not want to put to much detail here since i dont want to think about vampire cum. while he is in the woods there is a shifting of leaves next to him and he stops and turns around with his hand in his pants and it is Charlie the Local police man.
"Arent you the Cullen boy" Charlie wonders out loud
"Yes i am Edward"
"Why did i hear moaning and flapping against the wind?" Charlie questions while giving him an arched eyebrow
"Well I was just..."
"You were just arosing your self to nature, that is nasty child where is your father and shouldnt you be in school?" Charlie intaragtes him
"Well we are going camping and..."
"And you felt it nessacry to pull down your pants? IN PUBLIC" Charlie nearly rawrs
"yes I kinda did since i felt the urge down below"
I wont mention it was his daughter it will just make him more angry
Charlie walks away with his arched eyebrow
"O yea Cullen dont think about my daughter when your're doin that since then id have to kill you."
To be Continued...
Midnight Sun Chapter 2
Edward as in fact was sexually attracted to Bella which just happened to be the girls name. How he knew that Edward can read people's minds except he cant read bella's so he read someone elses. She Sit's down next to him and all of a sudden Edward started to feel tight in his pants.
Whats Going on This isnt normal
hahaha
Alice What did i tell you!
Get out of your head but your head is fun to be in
ALICE
This isnt normal. Bella gives him a weird look almost as if she thinks he's ignoring her when in fact he is trying to ignore the weird feeling in his pants. His privacy is being invaded every one can see that his pants are getting tigher around the crocthale reagon.
Alice do you know whats going on?
Theres nothing from the other side
Did She Finally give up on my mind? If so this isnt FUNNY alice I need your help! I swear to god I can NOT go to the bathroom now during lecture.
The class bell rings singaling the day is over and he heads and runs toward the bathroom.
God What the HELL is this
ALICE WHERE ARE YOU
He stands there thinking about things that arent sexually attracitvable
Kittens, Mice, Beer, wait beer leads to sex, tennis shoes vans, drugs he looks down at the bottom of his pants. It isnt there any more. Feeling relived he sighs a sigh of relife and heads out the door to greet his siblings. Alice is smiling at him while he is glaring in return.
Your Silly
Shutup Alice.
They drive home and park in their garage everyone gets out expect for Edward who notices
Carlisle who is playing with some of his designer cars in the garage. He comes up to him and taps his shoulder.
"What is it Edward?" Asks Carlisle concernedly
"Well today i experienced something weird something that i've never experienced before" sighed Edward sitting on the small patio furnature that is in the garage.
"Well what is that something and can you pass me that bolt?" Carlisle comments as he waits for Edward
"Well It was in the pants regon and it got all tight when this girl sat down next to me, and I had to run to the bathroom with my bag around my croch so that i wouldnt get caught. Once i was in the bathroom I had to think about things that were not sexy" Edward stammers while passing Carlisle the bolt.
"Edward Son, that is something that happens to every male"Carlisle speaks in a tone that sounds athoritative.
"Even the dead ones?" Edward chukles Carlisle put the bolt down on the counter top.
"yes even the dead ones and that is called an Erection" Carlisle says placing a hand on his shoulder.
"A what?" Edward ponders out loud
Carlisle gives him the birds and the bee's talk. After Edward goes to his room and starts thinking about Bella in provacative ways.
TO Be Continued...
Whats Going on This isnt normal
hahaha
Alice What did i tell you!
Get out of your head but your head is fun to be in
ALICE
This isnt normal. Bella gives him a weird look almost as if she thinks he's ignoring her when in fact he is trying to ignore the weird feeling in his pants. His privacy is being invaded every one can see that his pants are getting tigher around the crocthale reagon.
Alice do you know whats going on?
Theres nothing from the other side
Did She Finally give up on my mind? If so this isnt FUNNY alice I need your help! I swear to god I can NOT go to the bathroom now during lecture.
The class bell rings singaling the day is over and he heads and runs toward the bathroom.
God What the HELL is this
ALICE WHERE ARE YOU
He stands there thinking about things that arent sexually attracitvable
Kittens, Mice, Beer, wait beer leads to sex, tennis shoes vans, drugs he looks down at the bottom of his pants. It isnt there any more. Feeling relived he sighs a sigh of relife and heads out the door to greet his siblings. Alice is smiling at him while he is glaring in return.
Your Silly
Shutup Alice.
They drive home and park in their garage everyone gets out expect for Edward who notices
Carlisle who is playing with some of his designer cars in the garage. He comes up to him and taps his shoulder.
"What is it Edward?" Asks Carlisle concernedly
"Well today i experienced something weird something that i've never experienced before" sighed Edward sitting on the small patio furnature that is in the garage.
"Well what is that something and can you pass me that bolt?" Carlisle comments as he waits for Edward
"Well It was in the pants regon and it got all tight when this girl sat down next to me, and I had to run to the bathroom with my bag around my croch so that i wouldnt get caught. Once i was in the bathroom I had to think about things that were not sexy" Edward stammers while passing Carlisle the bolt.
"Edward Son, that is something that happens to every male"Carlisle speaks in a tone that sounds athoritative.
"Even the dead ones?" Edward chukles Carlisle put the bolt down on the counter top.
"yes even the dead ones and that is called an Erection" Carlisle says placing a hand on his shoulder.
"A what?" Edward ponders out loud
Carlisle gives him the birds and the bee's talk. After Edward goes to his room and starts thinking about Bella in provacative ways.
TO Be Continued...
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 1
There is a loud knock on a mohgany door a man who looks like he is about the age of 17 gets out of bed and stumbles to the door. He looks outside and see's that it is his "father" charlisle the doctor. The young man gives him a glaring look as he heads out the door.
"Charlisle I do not understand why we have to start school for a hundreth time" he sighs
"Well Kid we have to cause i say so and plus we dont want people finding out our ages, if they find out that I am over 1,000 years old they'll freak"
The young kid sighs as he walks to the kitchen which they don't use but he picks up a backpack.
"What will we do at lunch time?"
"What you always do now get a move on, your siblings are waiting" Charlise sighs as he gets out himself so that he can go to work.
Three more perfect looking people are standing at the doorway to the garage they look annoyed as if they have been waiting for awhile.
"Edward where the fuck have you been?!" grumbles Emmet the tallest of the 3 others.
"I was talking to Charlise because of how stupid this is and wheres Jasper?" Edward asks as he looks around for Jasper, the one who looks like he's in pain.
"Well he said he was going to go to school later he had some 'business' to take care of" grumbles Rosalie jaspers seceret lover. Alice nods and the three of them head to the car.
Edward your in a very angsty mood
Alice get out of my head
But Edward when you get in a mood like this everyone can tell what your thinking.
AlILCE
They drive to the local highschool which is Forks Highschool today is the only day that all the students will be at the campus. Other day's are questionable they pull their nice Vovlo car into the parking lot. Students who arent as perfect turn around to take a look.
Their Jealous
Yea if i wasnt this good looking to Edward id be looking at you
What did I tell you Alice about being in my Head
Theres a new girl
New?
yes new the one who looks like death But i dont know where she is
Interesting
yes
Why are you mocking me Alice
Because i want to
I told you get out of my Head
They head inside to each of their seperate classes for the day. Edward first has biology
"can you fill this sheet out for me?" Asks the girl at the front desk
Is this who Alice was talking about? She looks to clumsy but yet something something about her makes me want her bad
ha ha ha i told you so
ALICE
Theres only one seat open...she'll have to sit by me, I have an attarction toward her...I cant seem to refuse it dont talk to her dont dont i say
ya dont or else you might try to do things...like that one time
ALICE
The girl sits next to Edward and he looks away and acts all offened when in fact he is sexually attracked.
To Be Continued.....
"Charlisle I do not understand why we have to start school for a hundreth time" he sighs
"Well Kid we have to cause i say so and plus we dont want people finding out our ages, if they find out that I am over 1,000 years old they'll freak"
The young kid sighs as he walks to the kitchen which they don't use but he picks up a backpack.
"What will we do at lunch time?"
"What you always do now get a move on, your siblings are waiting" Charlise sighs as he gets out himself so that he can go to work.
Three more perfect looking people are standing at the doorway to the garage they look annoyed as if they have been waiting for awhile.
"Edward where the fuck have you been?!" grumbles Emmet the tallest of the 3 others.
"I was talking to Charlise because of how stupid this is and wheres Jasper?" Edward asks as he looks around for Jasper, the one who looks like he's in pain.
"Well he said he was going to go to school later he had some 'business' to take care of" grumbles Rosalie jaspers seceret lover. Alice nods and the three of them head to the car.
Edward your in a very angsty mood
Alice get out of my head
But Edward when you get in a mood like this everyone can tell what your thinking.
AlILCE
They drive to the local highschool which is Forks Highschool today is the only day that all the students will be at the campus. Other day's are questionable they pull their nice Vovlo car into the parking lot. Students who arent as perfect turn around to take a look.
Their Jealous
Yea if i wasnt this good looking to Edward id be looking at you
What did I tell you Alice about being in my Head
Theres a new girl
New?
yes new the one who looks like death But i dont know where she is
Interesting
yes
Why are you mocking me Alice
Because i want to
I told you get out of my Head
They head inside to each of their seperate classes for the day. Edward first has biology
"can you fill this sheet out for me?" Asks the girl at the front desk
Is this who Alice was talking about? She looks to clumsy but yet something something about her makes me want her bad
ha ha ha i told you so
ALICE
Theres only one seat open...she'll have to sit by me, I have an attarction toward her...I cant seem to refuse it dont talk to her dont dont i say
ya dont or else you might try to do things...like that one time
ALICE
The girl sits next to Edward and he looks away and acts all offened when in fact he is sexually attracked.
To Be Continued.....
Monday, January 5, 2009
Sleep
For some reason i havent been sleeping as good as i should be sleeping. I have been awake till 1 or 3 in the morning. I am a person who really likes to sleep as well i can not be up that late and epect to feel good in the morning. Im starting not to drink caffine as much at night after like 3 pm in the afternoon. I know caffine will keep me awake and then i wont be able to sleep so im really trying hard to not drink it before that time. i did it yesterday thou i had a dr pepper at dinner and that probably wasnt smart. tonight i wont just because i want to sleep and ill probably take some benydrill as well. I really need my sleep i am a person who runs on sleep and i need it just because i do not function well enough with out it. right now im typing this and feeling half asleep already. I wonder why my body wont let me fall asleep till 1/3 in the morning maybe thats just what ive become accustumed to everday. Tonight i wont tonight hopefully i'll sleep through the night. Also i want to work on a new story but i can not think of any idea's.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
It's a Saturday?!
So today is apparently a saturday which i didnt even think about it being. I mean it seriously doesnt feel like a saturday it feels like a sunday. It just has that relaxed feeling that a sunday has and it just doesnt feel like a saturday. I dont know why maybe because im still on winter break and i havent really been paying attention to the days. I mean im glad that it isn't a sunday since sundays are boring but hopefully i have something going on tomorrow with a friend. I feel like the days are slipping away from me. Maybe it is because winter breaks for a lot of people whome i know are coming to a close. In some ways it would be nice to be back in school on monday but in others im glad i can have some more time to relax and chill with my friends who are still out of school. Next semestar im excited as well since i have fridays off as a day of relaxation after a few busy days of classes. I love being able to chose my own schedual it is the best thing ever i have the most perfect times as well next semestar. except my tuesday which is the day i have to wake up at 8:00 am. for a pyschology class. The down side to this is that i can not get sick at all next semestar since my classes are harder then they were last semestar. That will be hard i better not get sick lol.
Reality Television A Rant
I hate Reality television i really really do. Its stupid and mindless and it isnt even that entertaing to watch. I wont say that i do not watch reality television since i do watch certain shows like Top Chef, Project Runway and Real Housewives. But the first two are not that bad in terms of being entertaining. Real Houswives on the other hand is just so bad that i can not help but be dragged into it. I feel that a lot of reality television isnt even real and thats probably true since they have writers who write the ideas for the episodes. People actually by that bull crap which is the scary thing that is not the real version of reality reality is what is happening now. Not what some writer has written on paper to make a buck. Real Housewives is hilarious just because of the fact that these women think their high class but they really are not at all. Their just like not classy they dont do shit that makes them seem classy their annoying as hell. But i guess thats what people want to watch now. Wouldnt they rather watch something like The Office that is a good television series?
Friday, January 2, 2009
Presents
Its to late for christmas but today my mom and i went to give the belated christmas gifts that we had to my cousins. We didnt make the annual christmas eve day celebration that we always have with my moms family. The weather was to bad and we didnt want to risk it so we stayed in chicago for the first time. But today the weather was good and we went up there and delivered gifts. first we stopped at my cousins who are almost the same age as me but not really. So we dropped off there gifts. then we met up with my one aunt for lunch and my cousin and her two kids came with. We didnt get to give them theirs since the oldest was tired and by oldest hes only 3 and a half. I love christmas since i get to see my whole family usualy in a span of 2 days. this year it just felt weird and i wasnt in the christmas spirit. Well it felt nice to finally see some of my relevitives today. It felt nice to spend time with my baby cousins who i hardly get to see in the first place.
I havent felt in the lest bit holiday-ish this year and i dont know why. Maybe it is because of the economy going down or the fact that everyone wants to save money. This year has just been weird ever since thanksgiving and i dont understand why. normally i try to get into the christmas spirit but i just wasnt. O well theres always next year to try again.
I havent felt in the lest bit holiday-ish this year and i dont know why. Maybe it is because of the economy going down or the fact that everyone wants to save money. This year has just been weird ever since thanksgiving and i dont understand why. normally i try to get into the christmas spirit but i just wasnt. O well theres always next year to try again.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Things
Well there are many things that have to come to an end and the year of 2008 has definately come to an end. It ended last night at 12 am last night. My New Years Eve wasnt as exciting as i thought it would be. Although i have to say that it ended up being alright i felt sick yesterday so it was better that i didnt do anything. Today i went to the museum of science and industry with my mom and we saw the christmas tree's around the world exhibit. it was very nice and cool to see the tree's from around the world. The art was really cool. I hope that 2009 will be better then 2008 was. I have a feeling it will be even thou 2008 was a memorable year. I just have a feeling that something will happen in 2009.
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