Midnight Sun Chapter 7

I Have to go to the bathroom now or else i'll jizz my pants! Edward makes his way to the schools bathroom when horrible cheesey im going to high school music starts to play. He finally makes his way into the bathroom area when he notices that it is clear no one else is in it. There is an open stall of which he runs to and pulls down his pants. He starts to flap flap flap away while thinking about Bella. There is an awkward quietness while he does this luckily no one enters the bathroom, if they did they would be imediately distrubed. When finsihed Edward heads to the conslure to see if he can be placed into another class since he doesnt want is fascination to be just about sex.
Thank god i didnt jizz my pants that would have been embarassing! The door to the consurl is open and it looks like she is in a meeting. He peeks in and see's that Bella Swan the girl, who he can not stop thinking about doing the nasty with is there.
Perfect i got to hold it in this time, I can not run away think biology...but that leads to human interactions which leads to sex...which leads to forinfication... Edward stops and starts thinking about Fluffy bunnies and kittens so that his mind wont be tunred on by the so called hottie that is standing at the desk.
"I have my sign in sheet" Bella sighs as she places it on the desk. Of coures they do not know that Edward is a creep and is stalking them while watching.
"excuse me, yes sir, please come in" says the consuler pointing to Edward. Edward looks around thinking are they really talking about me?! they can not be talking about me. I am Invisible I am just here...
"Excuse me young man if you have something to say please do it now" the conusler sighs getting impaticent at his blandness and lake of emotion.
Edward walks to the desk knowing not to piss her off since she is a pyscho killer, and will harm anyone who makes her pissed.
"Well is there another class besides biology that is open i can not take the course it is just, to long and boring" he explains while Bella looks on the ground.
She probably thinks that i am offending her which i am not i just dont want to jizz my pants everytime i go to class! god she is so hot i wonder what shes thinking probably about me, thats because everyone thinks about me because i am a sexy bastard.
"Well sorry there are no more class openings besides bio 101, and your a freshmen anyway so you have no other option" says the consoler
I'll just have to live with the fact taht i might Jizz my pants every once and a while maybe i should make more then a small conversation cause who knows maybe she'd want to give me a hand job in the gym while its lunch...must think about this later....
To be Continued...

Midnight Sun Chapter 6

Charlie threw the door open and walked in with his gun. After enterting the room Charlie does another quick look around he leaves the room again. Edward goes back to flap flap flaping away into the young hours of the morning. Looking at the clock Edward notices that it is 8 am almost time for Bella to wake up and almost time for school to start. Jumping from the window he flies back down to his car. He jumps down and into his car as he drives off to school wearing the same crusty pants as what he used when he did the nasty. At the school he sees that his "siblings" are waiting for him at the gates.
"Edward where were you this morning, we looked for you" Emmet grumbles as he puts his hand on Edward's shoulder.
"I was out doing things" Edward tells him off and moves his hand from his shoulder.
"Well Carlisle was worried sick so was Eseme." Says Rosalie as she plays with her hair Alice just nods as they head into the school.
I bet Bella thinks that I miss class on purpose. I Can garuntee that she hates me by now that i didnt even say hello.
Edward walks into the Biology room where Bella is waiting at the desk where they sit together.
Maybe I should talk to her i think that if I do i will be able to score with her one day
Is that all you can think about Edward?
Alice what did I tell you!
Bella looks up from the desk as Edward joins her. The teacher starts his lecture while he can not stop looking at her.
"Today we will be carving oninions! for the golden onion award!" the teacher continues. She stares at Edward while he looks out the window.
The teacher stops and passes out onions while Edward continues to stare out the window.
"hello" he says finally to bella who looks at him as if she is surprised he is talking to her.
"um hello." she responds checking into the microscope.
"did i miss anything in class?" Edward questions.
"Yes" she sighs knowing that this isnt the conversation that she wanted to have with him.
God I can Not wait to score with her, she is so hot i just want to put my hands on her and do the nasty....
EDWARD stay away from her
But i can't alice i want to do things to her take her to the back closet and do the nasty!
EDWARD
all i can think about is sex sex sex sex masturbation
I think i have to go to the bathroom now....
To Be Continued...

Midnight Sun Chapter 5

Edward put the key in the aumunition and starts to drive he doesnt know where exactly he is driving to but he's driving somewhere. He needs his privacy to wack off for at least a good hour. Finally he reaches the home of the new girl Isabella Swan who everyone seems to be calling Bella. The lights are off and it looks like people are sleeping.
This is a good place to go I'll go up into the first bedroom.
Edward somehow magically flies up to the first bedroom he see's at first their is a man laying in the bed thats there and he gets turned off. He flies to the next bedroom where there is a young girl sleeping.
This is the proper bedroom i will not be turned on by an old man.
He opens the window quietly and gets in. There he walks across the room and stands on a dresser. Perfect vision of the girl who will soon be in his mind for the next hour. He starts to feel the hard sensation in his pants. He reaches for it he flap flaps flaps away since i as the narrator again do not want to think about vampire cum. All of a sudden their is a loud knock at the door. Charlie stands in the doorway making sure that Bella is asleep soundly. Edward plays invisible as Charlie walks through the room. Theres a shiny liquid piece on the ground he picks it up thinking that it is just gillter glue. Little does he know that that substance is Vampier Cum.
Charlie leaves the room again and Edward continues to flap flap flap away. The nosises get loud and animal like as he continues. This time Charlie can not stand anymore so he flies the door open with a gun in his hand.
To Be Continued...

Midnight Sun Chapters 4

"I Don't want to have to kill you boy" grumbles Charlie angrily as he heads out of the woods tracking a mysterious animal that all the cops have been looking out for.
But you can't kill me cause i'm already dead.
haha your funny Edward
Stay out of my head!
Where are you?
none of your business!
Where!
NONE of YOUR BUISNESS!
Edward continues to flap flap flap away and he finally cums. As he is at the critical point Carlisle Steps into the woods where Edward is at.
"WOW Edward pull your pants up I do not need to see your erection!" Carlisle exlaims hiding his eyes.
"CARLISLE" Edward almost has a heart attack from the surprise that Carlisle had just given him.
"We were looking for you Edward I mean we couldnt find you," Carlisle says while peeking out of one hand.
"Well I wanted to have some ALONE time but i guess that isnt possible with this clan." Edward glares as he pulls his pants back up and thinks about non sexual things.
"I'm sorry I told you we need to stay together and look for jasper, SEX shouldnt be on your mind" Carlisle glares as he heads out of the woods.
Stupid Jasper always in the way of things. I can never relieve this sexual tension unless...
After he has his mysterious thought he goes back to where his family is located. Jasper is standing in the middle between Alice and Emmett.
"Where did you go off to Edward?" questions Jasper.
"I had some things i have do take care of" Edward sighs as he heads toward their car.
"lovely day isnt it?" Alice says trying to change the subject as they get into their vovlo.
"Lovely if thats what you want to call it" sighs Edward.
"Edward I'll have to talk to you when we get home" sighs Carlisle who starts driving back to their swanky modern home. Once they get there the other 3 get out while Edwrard and Carlisle stay in the garage.
"Edward you can not just masturbate in public like that you must do it on your own free private time when no one else can find you!" Carlisle exlams
"I'm sorry Carlisle I thought Id be alone" stammars edward as he pulls at his hair.
"Dont be embarassed about your sexual needs Edward, just think privacy before pleasure. " Carlisle says authoritatively. and he goes into the house while Edward is left in the garage with the car and the key in the aumintion.
To Be Continued...

Midnight Sun Chapter 3

Edward Lay awake in his room thinking about what Carlisle said. He doesnt sleep so he gets up and walks to his mac book. Itching he waits as it starts up he is anxious to see what Carlisle was talking about with Erections.
Finally the Internet i can click on it.
The internet is finally avalibal to click on so he goes and clicks on the little E window. He waits for that to loud up and finally after it is he goes straight to google. In wikipedia he searches under masturbation and erections and reads a lot of peverted stuff. Suddenly that tight feeling was starting to happen again in his pants. Edward begins to think of Bella in sexual ways as he does so his jeans start to get hard and harder. So he starts to wack off in his bed. Deciding it feels so good he will miss school the next day. Even thou he was alread going to because of the weather.
The next day Carlisle takes them on a camping trip. During the trip Edward scammpers off.
A hidden field they will think that i am hunting perfect
God Edward you are sick
shutup alice
no i wont perv
Shutup
He waits in the forest and starts to think about the girl who sits next to him in biology. It is so wrong but yet it feels so right. Edward starts to go flap flap flap as the narrator i do not want to put to much detail here since i dont want to think about vampire cum. while he is in the woods there is a shifting of leaves next to him and he stops and turns around with his hand in his pants and it is Charlie the Local police man.
"Arent you the Cullen boy" Charlie wonders out loud
"Yes i am Edward"
"Why did i hear moaning and flapping against the wind?" Charlie questions while giving him an arched eyebrow
"Well I was just..."
"You were just arosing your self to nature, that is nasty child where is your father and shouldnt you be in school?" Charlie intaragtes him
"Well we are going camping and..."
"And you felt it nessacry to pull down your pants? IN PUBLIC" Charlie nearly rawrs
"yes I kinda did since i felt the urge down below"
I wont mention it was his daughter it will just make him more angry
Charlie walks away with his arched eyebrow
"O yea Cullen dont think about my daughter when your're doin that since then id have to kill you."
To be Continued...

Midnight Sun Chapter 2

Edward as in fact was sexually attracted to Bella which just happened to be the girls name. How he knew that Edward can read people's minds except he cant read bella's so he read someone elses. She Sit's down next to him and all of a sudden Edward started to feel tight in his pants.
Whats Going on This isnt normal
hahaha
Alice What did i tell you!
Get out of your head but your head is fun to be in
ALICE
This isnt normal. Bella gives him a weird look almost as if she thinks he's ignoring her when in fact he is trying to ignore the weird feeling in his pants. His privacy is being invaded every one can see that his pants are getting tigher around the crocthale reagon.
Alice do you know whats going on?
Theres nothing from the other side
Did She Finally give up on my mind? If so this isnt FUNNY alice I need your help! I swear to god I can NOT go to the bathroom now during lecture.
The class bell rings singaling the day is over and he heads and runs toward the bathroom.
God What the HELL is this
ALICE WHERE ARE YOU
He stands there thinking about things that arent sexually attracitvable
Kittens, Mice, Beer, wait beer leads to sex, tennis shoes vans, drugs he looks down at the bottom of his pants. It isnt there any more. Feeling relived he sighs a sigh of relife and heads out the door to greet his siblings. Alice is smiling at him while he is glaring in return.
Your Silly
Shutup Alice.
They drive home and park in their garage everyone gets out expect for Edward who notices
Carlisle who is playing with some of his designer cars in the garage. He comes up to him and taps his shoulder.
"What is it Edward?" Asks Carlisle concernedly
"Well today i experienced something weird something that i've never experienced before" sighed Edward sitting on the small patio furnature that is in the garage.
"Well what is that something and can you pass me that bolt?" Carlisle comments as he waits for Edward
"Well It was in the pants regon and it got all tight when this girl sat down next to me, and I had to run to the bathroom with my bag around my croch so that i wouldnt get caught. Once i was in the bathroom I had to think about things that were not sexy" Edward stammers while passing Carlisle the bolt.
"Edward Son, that is something that happens to every male"Carlisle speaks in a tone that sounds athoritative.
"Even the dead ones?" Edward chukles Carlisle put the bolt down on the counter top.
"yes even the dead ones and that is called an Erection" Carlisle says placing a hand on his shoulder.
"A what?" Edward ponders out loud
Carlisle gives him the birds and the bee's talk. After Edward goes to his room and starts thinking about Bella in provacative ways.
TO Be Continued...

Midnight Sun Chapter 1

There is a loud knock on a mohgany door a man who looks like he is about the age of 17 gets out of bed and stumbles to the door. He looks outside and see's that it is his "father" charlisle the doctor. The young man gives him a glaring look as he heads out the door.
"Charlisle I do not understand why we have to start school for a hundreth time" he sighs
"Well Kid we have to cause i say so and plus we dont want people finding out our ages, if they find out that I am over 1,000 years old they'll freak"
The young kid sighs as he walks to the kitchen which they don't use but he picks up a backpack.
"What will we do at lunch time?"
"What you always do now get a move on, your siblings are waiting" Charlise sighs as he gets out himself so that he can go to work.
Three more perfect looking people are standing at the doorway to the garage they look annoyed as if they have been waiting for awhile.
"Edward where the fuck have you been?!" grumbles Emmet the tallest of the 3 others.
"I was talking to Charlise because of how stupid this is and wheres Jasper?" Edward asks as he looks around for Jasper, the one who looks like he's in pain.
"Well he said he was going to go to school later he had some 'business' to take care of" grumbles Rosalie jaspers seceret lover. Alice nods and the three of them head to the car.
Edward your in a very angsty mood
Alice get out of my head
But Edward when you get in a mood like this everyone can tell what your thinking.
AlILCE
They drive to the local highschool which is Forks Highschool today is the only day that all the students will be at the campus. Other day's are questionable they pull their nice Vovlo car into the parking lot. Students who arent as perfect turn around to take a look.
Their Jealous
Yea if i wasnt this good looking to Edward id be looking at you
What did I tell you Alice about being in my Head
Theres a new girl
New?
yes new the one who looks like death But i dont know where she is
Interesting
yes
Why are you mocking me Alice
Because i want to
I told you get out of my Head
They head inside to each of their seperate classes for the day. Edward first has biology
"can you fill this sheet out for me?" Asks the girl at the front desk
Is this who Alice was talking about? She looks to clumsy but yet something something about her makes me want her bad
ha ha ha i told you so
ALICE
Theres only one seat open...she'll have to sit by me, I have an attarction toward her...I cant seem to refuse it dont talk to her dont dont i say
ya dont or else you might try to do things...like that one time
ALICE
The girl sits next to Edward and he looks away and acts all offened when in fact he is sexually attracked.
To Be Continued.....