Midnight Sun Chapter 9

Edward and Carlisle have to have the talk about the birds and the bees since the only thing that is on Edwards mind is sex at the very moment. Carlisle magically appears in the garage and sits down next to Edward who has no idea how he got there so quickly.
"Edward son i hear youve been thinking a lot about sex lately and have been jizzing in your pants making them shiny" Carlisle sighs as he takes out a notepad from thin are to make him seem professional.
"What who told you that" questions Edward as he sits down next to Carlisle who starts writing things on his pad.
"Well i heard a rumor going around from Charlie Swan that you were in his girls room" Carlisle says writing things.
"He told you?!" Edward shouted
"Yes he did and now i need to talk about sex, and sex is pleauserable but remember use protection" Carlisle sighs
"What protection?" Edward wonders
"Protection is a rubber usually made out of, and you wrap it around your willy" Carlisle says while drawing a picture on his pad to show Ed.
"But if you want an indepth description, theres this website called www.teenwire.com and they have all this information" Calrisle writes down the address.
"teenwire?"
"yes Teenwire, it is very helpful and i recommed it to a lot of teens like Jessica stanly form your class"
"hu intresting maybe i should check it out" Edward ponders as he strokes his chin.
"well also when you have sex make sure the girlwants to because if she doesnt it is rape" sighs Carlisle as he writes this information down for ed.
"as you jizz your pants remember to use a towe"
Edward goes up to his room to check out www.teenwire.com
To Be Continued....

Midnight Sun Chapter 8

I'll jizz my pants if i dont get to a bathroom soon! Thought Edward as he tried to make his way to one from the swarm of students. The closest one was a teachers bathroom but he didnt care so runningly he ran to the bathroom and flew the doors open.
No one is in here this is perfect i'll be able to focus on everything and get this sick sense out of my mind.
he began to feel the hardness in his pants and as he pulled them down a teacher walked in. Luckily he was behind a stall and not in one of the open cubicle things in mens bathrooms. Edward began to flap away when the teacher turned around and looked. it souned more like animal sounds so he looked out the window and walked out the bathroom thinking that there is an animal outside watching him pee. When Edward was done he walked out from the teachers bathroom hoping no one will notice some of the glitter glue like substance that is on the toilet.
I just can not run into to bella at all for the rest of the day i dont care if that means avoding lunch i dont even eat anyway! Edward made his way to the car instead of the cafeteria as he sat in the car he turned on a cd so that it would calm his mood.
This is better I'll be relaxed and Bella is no where insite and I feel relaxed already ah maybe i can just close my eyes for a brief period of time thinking about things that Carlisle told me.
The rest of the afternoon flew by as Edward waited in his car and didnt return to class for the rest of the afternoon. his siblings came out at the end of the day and got in.
"Where were you Edward i coudnt find you in my thoughts all day" Said alice as she got into the passengers seat.
"I was out doing things ofmy own and i wasnt in class the rest of the afternoon" sighs Edward. Jasper and Emmett look at each other knowing what is going on their younger brother has a sick obsession with masturbation. They need to make Carlisle have "the talk" with him.
to be continued...

Midnight Sun Chapter 7

I Have to go to the bathroom now or else i'll jizz my pants! Edward makes his way to the schools bathroom when horrible cheesey im going to high school music starts to play. He finally makes his way into the bathroom area when he notices that it is clear no one else is in it. There is an open stall of which he runs to and pulls down his pants. He starts to flap flap flap away while thinking about Bella. There is an awkward quietness while he does this luckily no one enters the bathroom, if they did they would be imediately distrubed. When finsihed Edward heads to the conslure to see if he can be placed into another class since he doesnt want is fascination to be just about sex.
Thank god i didnt jizz my pants that would have been embarassing! The door to the consurl is open and it looks like she is in a meeting. He peeks in and see's that Bella Swan the girl, who he can not stop thinking about doing the nasty with is there.
Perfect i got to hold it in this time, I can not run away think biology...but that leads to human interactions which leads to sex...which leads to forinfication... Edward stops and starts thinking about Fluffy bunnies and kittens so that his mind wont be tunred on by the so called hottie that is standing at the desk.
"I have my sign in sheet" Bella sighs as she places it on the desk. Of coures they do not know that Edward is a creep and is stalking them while watching.
"excuse me, yes sir, please come in" says the consuler pointing to Edward. Edward looks around thinking are they really talking about me?! they can not be talking about me. I am Invisible I am just here...
"Excuse me young man if you have something to say please do it now" the conusler sighs getting impaticent at his blandness and lake of emotion.
Edward walks to the desk knowing not to piss her off since she is a pyscho killer, and will harm anyone who makes her pissed.
"Well is there another class besides biology that is open i can not take the course it is just, to long and boring" he explains while Bella looks on the ground.
She probably thinks that i am offending her which i am not i just dont want to jizz my pants everytime i go to class! god she is so hot i wonder what shes thinking probably about me, thats because everyone thinks about me because i am a sexy bastard.
"Well sorry there are no more class openings besides bio 101, and your a freshmen anyway so you have no other option" says the consoler
I'll just have to live with the fact taht i might Jizz my pants every once and a while maybe i should make more then a small conversation cause who knows maybe she'd want to give me a hand job in the gym while its lunch...must think about this later....
To be Continued...

Midnight Sun Chapter 6

Charlie threw the door open and walked in with his gun. After enterting the room Charlie does another quick look around he leaves the room again. Edward goes back to flap flap flaping away into the young hours of the morning. Looking at the clock Edward notices that it is 8 am almost time for Bella to wake up and almost time for school to start. Jumping from the window he flies back down to his car. He jumps down and into his car as he drives off to school wearing the same crusty pants as what he used when he did the nasty. At the school he sees that his "siblings" are waiting for him at the gates.
"Edward where were you this morning, we looked for you" Emmet grumbles as he puts his hand on Edward's shoulder.
"I was out doing things" Edward tells him off and moves his hand from his shoulder.
"Well Carlisle was worried sick so was Eseme." Says Rosalie as she plays with her hair Alice just nods as they head into the school.
I bet Bella thinks that I miss class on purpose. I Can garuntee that she hates me by now that i didnt even say hello.
Edward walks into the Biology room where Bella is waiting at the desk where they sit together.
Maybe I should talk to her i think that if I do i will be able to score with her one day
Is that all you can think about Edward?
Alice what did I tell you!
Bella looks up from the desk as Edward joins her. The teacher starts his lecture while he can not stop looking at her.
"Today we will be carving oninions! for the golden onion award!" the teacher continues. She stares at Edward while he looks out the window.
The teacher stops and passes out onions while Edward continues to stare out the window.
"hello" he says finally to bella who looks at him as if she is surprised he is talking to her.
"um hello." she responds checking into the microscope.
"did i miss anything in class?" Edward questions.
"Yes" she sighs knowing that this isnt the conversation that she wanted to have with him.
God I can Not wait to score with her, she is so hot i just want to put my hands on her and do the nasty....
EDWARD stay away from her
But i can't alice i want to do things to her take her to the back closet and do the nasty!
EDWARD
all i can think about is sex sex sex sex masturbation
I think i have to go to the bathroom now....
To Be Continued...

Midnight Sun Chapter 5

Edward put the key in the aumunition and starts to drive he doesnt know where exactly he is driving to but he's driving somewhere. He needs his privacy to wack off for at least a good hour. Finally he reaches the home of the new girl Isabella Swan who everyone seems to be calling Bella. The lights are off and it looks like people are sleeping.
This is a good place to go I'll go up into the first bedroom.
Edward somehow magically flies up to the first bedroom he see's at first their is a man laying in the bed thats there and he gets turned off. He flies to the next bedroom where there is a young girl sleeping.
This is the proper bedroom i will not be turned on by an old man.
He opens the window quietly and gets in. There he walks across the room and stands on a dresser. Perfect vision of the girl who will soon be in his mind for the next hour. He starts to feel the hard sensation in his pants. He reaches for it he flap flaps flaps away since i as the narrator again do not want to think about vampire cum. All of a sudden their is a loud knock at the door. Charlie stands in the doorway making sure that Bella is asleep soundly. Edward plays invisible as Charlie walks through the room. Theres a shiny liquid piece on the ground he picks it up thinking that it is just gillter glue. Little does he know that that substance is Vampier Cum.
Charlie leaves the room again and Edward continues to flap flap flap away. The nosises get loud and animal like as he continues. This time Charlie can not stand anymore so he flies the door open with a gun in his hand.
To Be Continued...

Midnight Sun Chapters 4

"I Don't want to have to kill you boy" grumbles Charlie angrily as he heads out of the woods tracking a mysterious animal that all the cops have been looking out for.
But you can't kill me cause i'm already dead.
haha your funny Edward
Stay out of my head!
Where are you?
none of your business!
Where!
NONE of YOUR BUISNESS!
Edward continues to flap flap flap away and he finally cums. As he is at the critical point Carlisle Steps into the woods where Edward is at.
"WOW Edward pull your pants up I do not need to see your erection!" Carlisle exlaims hiding his eyes.
"CARLISLE" Edward almost has a heart attack from the surprise that Carlisle had just given him.
"We were looking for you Edward I mean we couldnt find you," Carlisle says while peeking out of one hand.
"Well I wanted to have some ALONE time but i guess that isnt possible with this clan." Edward glares as he pulls his pants back up and thinks about non sexual things.
"I'm sorry I told you we need to stay together and look for jasper, SEX shouldnt be on your mind" Carlisle glares as he heads out of the woods.
Stupid Jasper always in the way of things. I can never relieve this sexual tension unless...
After he has his mysterious thought he goes back to where his family is located. Jasper is standing in the middle between Alice and Emmett.
"Where did you go off to Edward?" questions Jasper.
"I had some things i have do take care of" Edward sighs as he heads toward their car.
"lovely day isnt it?" Alice says trying to change the subject as they get into their vovlo.
"Lovely if thats what you want to call it" sighs Edward.
"Edward I'll have to talk to you when we get home" sighs Carlisle who starts driving back to their swanky modern home. Once they get there the other 3 get out while Edwrard and Carlisle stay in the garage.
"Edward you can not just masturbate in public like that you must do it on your own free private time when no one else can find you!" Carlisle exlams
"I'm sorry Carlisle I thought Id be alone" stammars edward as he pulls at his hair.
"Dont be embarassed about your sexual needs Edward, just think privacy before pleasure. " Carlisle says authoritatively. and he goes into the house while Edward is left in the garage with the car and the key in the aumintion.
To Be Continued...

Midnight Sun Chapter 3

Edward Lay awake in his room thinking about what Carlisle said. He doesnt sleep so he gets up and walks to his mac book. Itching he waits as it starts up he is anxious to see what Carlisle was talking about with Erections.
Finally the Internet i can click on it.
The internet is finally avalibal to click on so he goes and clicks on the little E window. He waits for that to loud up and finally after it is he goes straight to google. In wikipedia he searches under masturbation and erections and reads a lot of peverted stuff. Suddenly that tight feeling was starting to happen again in his pants. Edward begins to think of Bella in sexual ways as he does so his jeans start to get hard and harder. So he starts to wack off in his bed. Deciding it feels so good he will miss school the next day. Even thou he was alread going to because of the weather.
The next day Carlisle takes them on a camping trip. During the trip Edward scammpers off.
A hidden field they will think that i am hunting perfect
God Edward you are sick
shutup alice
no i wont perv
Shutup
He waits in the forest and starts to think about the girl who sits next to him in biology. It is so wrong but yet it feels so right. Edward starts to go flap flap flap as the narrator i do not want to put to much detail here since i dont want to think about vampire cum. while he is in the woods there is a shifting of leaves next to him and he stops and turns around with his hand in his pants and it is Charlie the Local police man.
"Arent you the Cullen boy" Charlie wonders out loud
"Yes i am Edward"
"Why did i hear moaning and flapping against the wind?" Charlie questions while giving him an arched eyebrow
"Well I was just..."
"You were just arosing your self to nature, that is nasty child where is your father and shouldnt you be in school?" Charlie intaragtes him
"Well we are going camping and..."
"And you felt it nessacry to pull down your pants? IN PUBLIC" Charlie nearly rawrs
"yes I kinda did since i felt the urge down below"
I wont mention it was his daughter it will just make him more angry
Charlie walks away with his arched eyebrow
"O yea Cullen dont think about my daughter when your're doin that since then id have to kill you."
To be Continued...