Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Midnight Sun Chapter 9

Edward and Carlisle have to have the talk about the birds and the bees since the only thing that is on Edwards mind is sex at the very moment. Carlisle magically appears in the garage and sits down next to Edward who has no idea how he got there so quickly.
"Edward son i hear youve been thinking a lot about sex lately and have been jizzing in your pants making them shiny" Carlisle sighs as he takes out a notepad from thin are to make him seem professional.
"What who told you that" questions Edward as he sits down next to Carlisle who starts writing things on his pad.
"Well i heard a rumor going around from Charlie Swan that you were in his girls room" Carlisle says writing things.
"He told you?!" Edward shouted
"Yes he did and now i need to talk about sex, and sex is pleauserable but remember use protection" Carlisle sighs
"What protection?" Edward wonders
"Protection is a rubber usually made out of, and you wrap it around your willy" Carlisle says while drawing a picture on his pad to show Ed.
"But if you want an indepth description, theres this website called www.teenwire.com and they have all this information" Calrisle writes down the address.
"teenwire?"
"yes Teenwire, it is very helpful and i recommed it to a lot of teens like Jessica stanly form your class"
"hu intresting maybe i should check it out" Edward ponders as he strokes his chin.
"well also when you have sex make sure the girlwants to because if she doesnt it is rape" sighs Carlisle as he writes this information down for ed.
"as you jizz your pants remember to use a towe"
Edward goes up to his room to check out www.teenwire.com
To Be Continued....

1 comment:

  1. You deserve an award for writing this story. Twilight shall be messed up and the fangirls will lose!! WE PREVAIL!!!

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