Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Midnight Sun Chapter 2

Edward as in fact was sexually attracted to Bella which just happened to be the girls name. How he knew that Edward can read people's minds except he cant read bella's so he read someone elses. She Sit's down next to him and all of a sudden Edward started to feel tight in his pants.
Whats Going on This isnt normal
hahaha
Alice What did i tell you!
Get out of your head but your head is fun to be in
ALICE
This isnt normal. Bella gives him a weird look almost as if she thinks he's ignoring her when in fact he is trying to ignore the weird feeling in his pants. His privacy is being invaded every one can see that his pants are getting tigher around the crocthale reagon.
Alice do you know whats going on?
Theres nothing from the other side
Did She Finally give up on my mind? If so this isnt FUNNY alice I need your help! I swear to god I can NOT go to the bathroom now during lecture.
The class bell rings singaling the day is over and he heads and runs toward the bathroom.
God What the HELL is this
ALICE WHERE ARE YOU
He stands there thinking about things that arent sexually attracitvable
Kittens, Mice, Beer, wait beer leads to sex, tennis shoes vans, drugs he looks down at the bottom of his pants. It isnt there any more. Feeling relived he sighs a sigh of relife and heads out the door to greet his siblings. Alice is smiling at him while he is glaring in return.
Your Silly
Shutup Alice.
They drive home and park in their garage everyone gets out expect for Edward who notices
Carlisle who is playing with some of his designer cars in the garage. He comes up to him and taps his shoulder.
"What is it Edward?" Asks Carlisle concernedly
"Well today i experienced something weird something that i've never experienced before" sighed Edward sitting on the small patio furnature that is in the garage.
"Well what is that something and can you pass me that bolt?" Carlisle comments as he waits for Edward
"Well It was in the pants regon and it got all tight when this girl sat down next to me, and I had to run to the bathroom with my bag around my croch so that i wouldnt get caught. Once i was in the bathroom I had to think about things that were not sexy" Edward stammers while passing Carlisle the bolt.
"Edward Son, that is something that happens to every male"Carlisle speaks in a tone that sounds athoritative.
"Even the dead ones?" Edward chukles Carlisle put the bolt down on the counter top.
"yes even the dead ones and that is called an Erection" Carlisle says placing a hand on his shoulder.
"A what?" Edward ponders out loud
Carlisle gives him the birds and the bee's talk. After Edward goes to his room and starts thinking about Bella in provacative ways.
TO Be Continued...

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