Edward as in fact was sexually attracted to Bella which just happened to be the girls name. How he knew that Edward can read people's minds except he cant read bella's so he read someone elses. She Sit's down next to him and all of a sudden Edward started to feel tight in his pants.
Whats Going on This isnt normal
hahaha
Alice What did i tell you!
Get out of your head but your head is fun to be in
ALICE
This isnt normal. Bella gives him a weird look almost as if she thinks he's ignoring her when in fact he is trying to ignore the weird feeling in his pants. His privacy is being invaded every one can see that his pants are getting tigher around the crocthale reagon.
Alice do you know whats going on?
Theres nothing from the other side
Did She Finally give up on my mind? If so this isnt FUNNY alice I need your help! I swear to god I can NOT go to the bathroom now during lecture.
The class bell rings singaling the day is over and he heads and runs toward the bathroom.
God What the HELL is this
ALICE WHERE ARE YOU
He stands there thinking about things that arent sexually attracitvable
Kittens, Mice, Beer, wait beer leads to sex, tennis shoes vans, drugs he looks down at the bottom of his pants. It isnt there any more. Feeling relived he sighs a sigh of relife and heads out the door to greet his siblings. Alice is smiling at him while he is glaring in return.
Your Silly
Shutup Alice.
They drive home and park in their garage everyone gets out expect for Edward who notices
Carlisle who is playing with some of his designer cars in the garage. He comes up to him and taps his shoulder.
"What is it Edward?" Asks Carlisle concernedly
"Well today i experienced something weird something that i've never experienced before" sighed Edward sitting on the small patio furnature that is in the garage.
"Well what is that something and can you pass me that bolt?" Carlisle comments as he waits for Edward
"Well It was in the pants regon and it got all tight when this girl sat down next to me, and I had to run to the bathroom with my bag around my croch so that i wouldnt get caught. Once i was in the bathroom I had to think about things that were not sexy" Edward stammers while passing Carlisle the bolt.
"Edward Son, that is something that happens to every male"Carlisle speaks in a tone that sounds athoritative.
"Even the dead ones?" Edward chukles Carlisle put the bolt down on the counter top.
"yes even the dead ones and that is called an Erection" Carlisle says placing a hand on his shoulder.
"A what?" Edward ponders out loud
Carlisle gives him the birds and the bee's talk. After Edward goes to his room and starts thinking about Bella in provacative ways.
TO Be Continued...
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Midnight Sun Chapter 1
There is a loud knock on a mohgany door a man who looks like he is about the age of 17 gets out of bed and stumbles to the door. He looks outside and see's that it is his "father" charlisle the doctor. The young man gives him a glaring look as he heads out the door.
"Charlisle I do not understand why we have to start school for a hundreth time" he sighs
"Well Kid we have to cause i say so and plus we dont want people finding out our ages, if they find out that I am over 1,000 years old they'll freak"
The young kid sighs as he walks to the kitchen which they don't use but he picks up a backpack.
"What will we do at lunch time?"
"What you always do now get a move on, your siblings are waiting" Charlise sighs as he gets out himself so that he can go to work.
Three more perfect looking people are standing at the doorway to the garage they look annoyed as if they have been waiting for awhile.
"Edward where the fuck have you been?!" grumbles Emmet the tallest of the 3 others.
"I was talking to Charlise because of how stupid this is and wheres Jasper?" Edward asks as he looks around for Jasper, the one who looks like he's in pain.
"Well he said he was going to go to school later he had some 'business' to take care of" grumbles Rosalie jaspers seceret lover. Alice nods and the three of them head to the car.
Edward your in a very angsty mood
Alice get out of my head
But Edward when you get in a mood like this everyone can tell what your thinking.
AlILCE
They drive to the local highschool which is Forks Highschool today is the only day that all the students will be at the campus. Other day's are questionable they pull their nice Vovlo car into the parking lot. Students who arent as perfect turn around to take a look.
Their Jealous
Yea if i wasnt this good looking to Edward id be looking at you
What did I tell you Alice about being in my Head
Theres a new girl
New?
yes new the one who looks like death But i dont know where she is
Interesting
yes
Why are you mocking me Alice
Because i want to
I told you get out of my Head
They head inside to each of their seperate classes for the day. Edward first has biology
"can you fill this sheet out for me?" Asks the girl at the front desk
Is this who Alice was talking about? She looks to clumsy but yet something something about her makes me want her bad
ha ha ha i told you so
ALICE
Theres only one seat open...she'll have to sit by me, I have an attarction toward her...I cant seem to refuse it dont talk to her dont dont i say
ya dont or else you might try to do things...like that one time
ALICE
The girl sits next to Edward and he looks away and acts all offened when in fact he is sexually attracked.
To Be Continued.....
"Charlisle I do not understand why we have to start school for a hundreth time" he sighs
"Well Kid we have to cause i say so and plus we dont want people finding out our ages, if they find out that I am over 1,000 years old they'll freak"
The young kid sighs as he walks to the kitchen which they don't use but he picks up a backpack.
"What will we do at lunch time?"
"What you always do now get a move on, your siblings are waiting" Charlise sighs as he gets out himself so that he can go to work.
Three more perfect looking people are standing at the doorway to the garage they look annoyed as if they have been waiting for awhile.
"Edward where the fuck have you been?!" grumbles Emmet the tallest of the 3 others.
"I was talking to Charlise because of how stupid this is and wheres Jasper?" Edward asks as he looks around for Jasper, the one who looks like he's in pain.
"Well he said he was going to go to school later he had some 'business' to take care of" grumbles Rosalie jaspers seceret lover. Alice nods and the three of them head to the car.
Edward your in a very angsty mood
Alice get out of my head
But Edward when you get in a mood like this everyone can tell what your thinking.
AlILCE
They drive to the local highschool which is Forks Highschool today is the only day that all the students will be at the campus. Other day's are questionable they pull their nice Vovlo car into the parking lot. Students who arent as perfect turn around to take a look.
Their Jealous
Yea if i wasnt this good looking to Edward id be looking at you
What did I tell you Alice about being in my Head
Theres a new girl
New?
yes new the one who looks like death But i dont know where she is
Interesting
yes
Why are you mocking me Alice
Because i want to
I told you get out of my Head
They head inside to each of their seperate classes for the day. Edward first has biology
"can you fill this sheet out for me?" Asks the girl at the front desk
Is this who Alice was talking about? She looks to clumsy but yet something something about her makes me want her bad
ha ha ha i told you so
ALICE
Theres only one seat open...she'll have to sit by me, I have an attarction toward her...I cant seem to refuse it dont talk to her dont dont i say
ya dont or else you might try to do things...like that one time
ALICE
The girl sits next to Edward and he looks away and acts all offened when in fact he is sexually attracked.
To Be Continued.....
Monday, January 5, 2009
Sleep
For some reason i havent been sleeping as good as i should be sleeping. I have been awake till 1 or 3 in the morning. I am a person who really likes to sleep as well i can not be up that late and epect to feel good in the morning. Im starting not to drink caffine as much at night after like 3 pm in the afternoon. I know caffine will keep me awake and then i wont be able to sleep so im really trying hard to not drink it before that time. i did it yesterday thou i had a dr pepper at dinner and that probably wasnt smart. tonight i wont just because i want to sleep and ill probably take some benydrill as well. I really need my sleep i am a person who runs on sleep and i need it just because i do not function well enough with out it. right now im typing this and feeling half asleep already. I wonder why my body wont let me fall asleep till 1/3 in the morning maybe thats just what ive become accustumed to everday. Tonight i wont tonight hopefully i'll sleep through the night. Also i want to work on a new story but i can not think of any idea's.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
It's a Saturday?!
So today is apparently a saturday which i didnt even think about it being. I mean it seriously doesnt feel like a saturday it feels like a sunday. It just has that relaxed feeling that a sunday has and it just doesnt feel like a saturday. I dont know why maybe because im still on winter break and i havent really been paying attention to the days. I mean im glad that it isn't a sunday since sundays are boring but hopefully i have something going on tomorrow with a friend. I feel like the days are slipping away from me. Maybe it is because winter breaks for a lot of people whome i know are coming to a close. In some ways it would be nice to be back in school on monday but in others im glad i can have some more time to relax and chill with my friends who are still out of school. Next semestar im excited as well since i have fridays off as a day of relaxation after a few busy days of classes. I love being able to chose my own schedual it is the best thing ever i have the most perfect times as well next semestar. except my tuesday which is the day i have to wake up at 8:00 am. for a pyschology class. The down side to this is that i can not get sick at all next semestar since my classes are harder then they were last semestar. That will be hard i better not get sick lol.
Reality Television A Rant
I hate Reality television i really really do. Its stupid and mindless and it isnt even that entertaing to watch. I wont say that i do not watch reality television since i do watch certain shows like Top Chef, Project Runway and Real Housewives. But the first two are not that bad in terms of being entertaining. Real Houswives on the other hand is just so bad that i can not help but be dragged into it. I feel that a lot of reality television isnt even real and thats probably true since they have writers who write the ideas for the episodes. People actually by that bull crap which is the scary thing that is not the real version of reality reality is what is happening now. Not what some writer has written on paper to make a buck. Real Housewives is hilarious just because of the fact that these women think their high class but they really are not at all. Their just like not classy they dont do shit that makes them seem classy their annoying as hell. But i guess thats what people want to watch now. Wouldnt they rather watch something like The Office that is a good television series?
Friday, January 2, 2009
Presents
Its to late for christmas but today my mom and i went to give the belated christmas gifts that we had to my cousins. We didnt make the annual christmas eve day celebration that we always have with my moms family. The weather was to bad and we didnt want to risk it so we stayed in chicago for the first time. But today the weather was good and we went up there and delivered gifts. first we stopped at my cousins who are almost the same age as me but not really. So we dropped off there gifts. then we met up with my one aunt for lunch and my cousin and her two kids came with. We didnt get to give them theirs since the oldest was tired and by oldest hes only 3 and a half. I love christmas since i get to see my whole family usualy in a span of 2 days. this year it just felt weird and i wasnt in the christmas spirit. Well it felt nice to finally see some of my relevitives today. It felt nice to spend time with my baby cousins who i hardly get to see in the first place.
I havent felt in the lest bit holiday-ish this year and i dont know why. Maybe it is because of the economy going down or the fact that everyone wants to save money. This year has just been weird ever since thanksgiving and i dont understand why. normally i try to get into the christmas spirit but i just wasnt. O well theres always next year to try again.
I havent felt in the lest bit holiday-ish this year and i dont know why. Maybe it is because of the economy going down or the fact that everyone wants to save money. This year has just been weird ever since thanksgiving and i dont understand why. normally i try to get into the christmas spirit but i just wasnt. O well theres always next year to try again.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Things
Well there are many things that have to come to an end and the year of 2008 has definately come to an end. It ended last night at 12 am last night. My New Years Eve wasnt as exciting as i thought it would be. Although i have to say that it ended up being alright i felt sick yesterday so it was better that i didnt do anything. Today i went to the museum of science and industry with my mom and we saw the christmas tree's around the world exhibit. it was very nice and cool to see the tree's from around the world. The art was really cool. I hope that 2009 will be better then 2008 was. I have a feeling it will be even thou 2008 was a memorable year. I just have a feeling that something will happen in 2009.
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